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Corporate purgatory

Salted Mi$ery

Escape is futile. The lights are always on. The form requires one more signature.

Welcome to Salted Mi$ery, a bleak little satire about corporate despair, cubicle mythology, and the rituals people perform when the process has outlived the purpose.

The system

Cubicles

A modular landscape of soft walls, stale air, and private catastrophes arranged in a tidy grid.

Deadlines

Every task is urgent, every queue is infinite, and every reward has already been reallocated.

Compliance

The machine does not hate you. It simply requires the attachment in the approved format.

Contact

For production, collaboration, licensing, or suitably ominous inquiries, use the contact below.

paudley@blackcat.ca