@prefix dcterms: <http://purl.org/dc/terms/> .
@prefix foaf: <http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/> .
@prefix prov: <http://www.w3.org/ns/prov#> .
@prefix schema: <https://schema.org/> .
@prefix xsd: <http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#> .

<https://saltedmisery.com/#page> a schema:ProfilePage,
        schema:WebPage ;
    dcterms:modified "2026-05-17T15:46:19-06:00"@en ;
    prov:wasGeneratedBy <https://saltedmisery.com/#build-process> ;
    schema:dateModified "2026-05-17T15:46:19-06:00"@en ;
    schema:description "Salted Mi$ery is a dystopian corporate satire about cubicles, fluorescent dread, and modern bureaucratic despair."@en ;
    schema:inLanguage "en"@en ;
    schema:license "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/ca/"@en ;
    schema:mainEntity <https://saltedmisery.com/#saltedmisery> ;
    schema:name "Salted Mi$ery"@en ;
    schema:primaryImageOfPage <https://saltedmisery.com/#masthead> ;
    schema:url "https://saltedmisery.com/"@en .

<https://saltedmisery.com/#build-process> a prov:Activity,
        schema:SoftwareApplication ;
    prov:endedAtTime "2026-05-17T15:46:19-06:00"@en ;
    schema:description "Go html/template + jampack post-processing pipeline."@en ;
    schema:name "saltedmisery.com static site generator"@en .

<https://saltedmisery.com/#contact-general> a schema:ContactPoint ;
    schema:availableLanguage "en"@en ;
    schema:contactType "general"@en ;
    schema:email "paudley@blackcat.ca"@en .

<https://saltedmisery.com/#saltedmisery> a foaf:Organization,
        schema:Organization ;
    foaf:homepage "https://saltedmisery.com/"@en ;
    foaf:name "Salted Mi$ery"@en ;
    schema:contactPoint <https://saltedmisery.com/#contact-general> ;
    schema:description "A dystopian corporate satire about cubicles, fluorescent dread, looping bureaucracy, and the grim little theatre of modern work."@en ;
    schema:email "mailto:paudley@blackcat.ca"@en ;
    schema:image <https://saltedmisery.com/#masthead> ;
    schema:knowsAbout "bureaucratic absurdism"@en,
        "corporate satire"@en,
        "cubicle culture"@en,
        "workplace dystopia"@en,
        "worldbuilding"@en ;
    schema:logo <https://saltedmisery.com/#masthead> ;
    schema:mainEntityOfPage "https://saltedmisery.com/"@en ;
    schema:name "Salted Mi$ery"@en ;
    schema:sameAs "https://saltedmisery.com/"@en,
        "mailto:paudley@blackcat.ca"@en ;
    schema:url "https://saltedmisery.com/"@en .

<https://saltedmisery.com/#masthead> a schema:ImageObject ;
    schema:acquireLicensePage "https://saltedmisery.com/"@en ;
    schema:contentUrl "https://saltedmisery.com/masthead.webp"@en ;
    schema:copyrightNotice "(c) 2026 Salted Mi$ery. Some rights reserved."@en ;
    schema:creditText "Salted Mi$ery"@en ;
    schema:encodingFormat "image/webp"@en ;
    schema:height 800 ;
    schema:license "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/ca/"@en ;
    schema:name "Salted Mi$ery masthead"@en ;
    schema:url "https://saltedmisery.com/masthead.webp"@en ;
    schema:width 800 .